Synopsis
Santa with Muscles (1996) is a family Christmas action comedy you can watch online on iFILM. Blake Thorn is a loutish millionaire who tears around town with a paintball gun for kicks — until a chase forces him into a Santa suit, a bump on the head wipes his memory, and he wakes up convinced he really is Father Christmas.
The lead is wrestler Hulk Hogan, so fists fly here far more often than gift sacks open. This born-again Santa sets out to rescue an orphanage from a villain scheming to seize the building for the crystals hidden beneath it. The oddball supporting cast includes Ed Begley Jr. as the bad guy and a very young Mila Kunis in one of her earliest screen roles.
The movie flopped hard on release and has worn the crown of one of cinema's goofiest holiday action pictures ever since — which is precisely why it's beloved as a so-bad-it's-good staple. Cue it up in the right frame of mind: with friends, laughing at the absurdity, not hunting for great filmmaking. A perfect pick for an ironic New Year's night in. Stream Santa with Muscles (1996) online on iFILM.
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