Two and a Half Men — Season 9
Two and a Half Men·Season 9·2011·24 episodes

Season 9

Two and a Half Men

Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups.

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Season 9

24 episodes

  • Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
    S9·E1

    Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

    September 19, 2011 · 21 min

    Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.

  • People Who Love Peepholes
    S9·E2

    People Who Love Peepholes

    September 26, 2011 · 21 min

    Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.

  • Big Girls Don't Throw Food
    S9·E3

    Big Girls Don't Throw Food

    October 3, 2011 · 20 min

    Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.

  • Nine Magic Fingers
    S9·E4

    Nine Magic Fingers

    October 10, 2011 · 21 min

    Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.

  • A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
    S9·E5

    A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

    October 17, 2011 · 20 min

    Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.

  • The Squat and Hover
    S9·E6

    The Squat and Hover

    October 24, 2011 · 21 min

    Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.

  • Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
    S9·E7

    Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

    October 31, 2011 · 19 min

    Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.

  • Thank You for the Intercourse
    S9·E8

    Thank You for the Intercourse

    November 7, 2011 · 21 min

    When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.

  • Frodo's Headshots
    S9·E9

    Frodo's Headshots

    November 14, 2011 · 21 min

    Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.

  • A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
    S9·E10

    A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

    November 21, 2011 · 21 min

    Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.

  • What a Lovely Landing Strip
    S9·E11

    What a Lovely Landing Strip

    December 5, 2011 · 20 min

    Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.

  • One False Move, Zimbabwe!
    S9·E12

    One False Move, Zimbabwe!

    December 12, 2011 · 21 min

    Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.

  • Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
    S9·E13

    Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

    January 2, 2012 · 20 min

    Walden's ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.

  • A Possum on Chemo
    S9·E14

    A Possum on Chemo

    January 16, 2012 · 20 min

    Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.

  • The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
    S9·E15

    The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

    February 6, 2012 · 21 min

    Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.

  • Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
    S9·E16

    Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

    February 13, 2012 · 20 min

    Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.

  • Not in My Mouth!
    S9·E17

    Not in My Mouth!

    February 20, 2012 · 19 min

    Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.

  • The War Against Gingivitis
    S9·E18

    The War Against Gingivitis

    February 27, 2012 · 21 min

    Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.

  • Palmdale, Ech
    S9·E19

    Palmdale, Ech

    March 19, 2012 · 21 min

    Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.

  • Grandma's Pie
    S9·E20

    Grandma's Pie

    April 9, 2012 · 21 min

    Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship.

  • Mr. Hose Says "Yes"
    S9·E21

    Mr. Hose Says "Yes"

    April 16, 2012 · 21 min

    Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey

  • Why We Gave Up Women
    S9·E22

    Why We Gave Up Women

    April 30, 2012 · 21 min

    Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.

  • The Straw in My Donut Hole
    S9·E23

    The Straw in My Donut Hole

    May 7, 2012 · 21 min

    Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn't so sure it's deserved.

  • Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
    S9·E24

    Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

    May 14, 2012 · 21 min

    Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.

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