If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025) is an A24 drama you can watch online on iFILM. Written and directed by Mary Bronstein, the 113-minute film earned Rose Byrne a Golden Globe win and an Oscar nomination for her lead performance.

Byrne plays Linda, a woman trying to hold everything together while her young daughter's mysterious illness requires tube feeding and a doctor who is running out of patience. Her husband is away at sea. Then a hole opens in the apartment ceiling, water starts coming through, and mother and daughter end up in a budget motel with no clear end date. Linda's sessions with her therapist — played by Conan O'Brien in a deliberately unsettling turn — grow colder by the week rather than offering any relief. Christian Slater and A$AP Rocky round out a cast that keeps the pressure building from every direction.

The film premiered at TIFF 2025 and became one of the year's most talked-about releases. Bronstein's method is accumulation: no single disaster, just a relentless stack of small failures until the floor gives out. The tagline "Everything is under control" does all the work in five words. Watch If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025) online on iFILM.