Machete Kills

Machete Kills (2013) is Robert Rodriguez's grindhouse action romp you can watch online on iFILM. The President of the United States hands an ex-Federale with a blade a job no ordinary man could survive.

Machete heads into Mexico to bring down a deranged cartel leader, but the trail climbs higher than expected. The real threat is a billionaire arms dealer who wants to torch the planet with a weapon parked in orbit. Danny Trejo is back as the unkillable enforcer who turns anything within reach into a weapon. Around him stands a loaded cast: Mel Gibson as the villain, Michelle Rodriguez, Amber Heard, Sofia Vergara with a very unusual sidearm, and Charlie Sheen in the Oval Office. A shape-shifting assassin called El Camaleon keeps changing faces, played by a rotating crew that runs from Walton Goggins to Lady Gaga.

Rodriguez shoots the whole thing as a deliberately ridiculous spectacle: buckets of blood, sci-fi hardware, and humor that never takes itself seriously for a second. It follows Machete (2010), which grew out of a fake trailer in Grindhouse. Stream Machete Kills (2013) online on iFILM.