Machete

Machete (2010) is Robert Rodriguez's blood-soaked action film, and you can watch it online on iFILM. A former Mexican Federale takes a job to kill a Texas senator. It's a setup. Left for dead, he comes back with a list of names and a very large blade.

Danny Trejo finally lands a lead role and turns the silent avenger into a grindhouse legend. The men who framed him thought he was buried; instead he claws his way out and starts cutting through everyone above him. Standing in his way: a cynical senator played by Robert De Niro, a border-vigilante boss in Don Johnson, an immigration agent (Jessica Alba), and Michelle Rodriguez, who runs an underground network for the undocumented.

The movie grew out of a fake trailer in the Grindhouse double feature and became a full-blown tribute to 1970s exploitation cinema — buckets of gore, deadpan jokes, and deliberately grimy film stock. Steven Seagal shows up as a drug lord, tipping the whole thing into glorious nonsense. Stream Machete (2010) online on iFILM.