The Pacifier

The Pacifier (2005) is a family comedy starring Vin Diesel that you can watch online on iFILM. Navy SEAL Shane Wolfe loses the scientist he was sent to rescue, and his next mission is tougher than any firefight: guard the man's five kids while their late father's classified project stays hidden somewhere in the house.

Military discipline gets him nowhere in the Plummer home. The rebellious teenage daughter skips school, the scout-aged son is drowning in self-doubt, and the baby won't sleep without being bounced for hours. Instead of enemy agents, Shane battles bedtime, a short-tempered duck named Gary, and a sketchy nanny, all while keeping the bad guys away from the secret invention they're after. Disney drops a hard-edged commando into nap schedules and diaper duty.

Directed by Adam Shankman, with Lauren Graham, Brittany Snow and Brad Garrett alongside Diesel, this is undemanding family fare: cartoonish fights, potty jokes, and a tough guy slowly learning patience. Good for a movie night with the kids. Stream The Pacifier (2005) online on iFILM.